Lake Fork

I need to write about the weekend that I had a few weekends ago, as I have not yet posted about it. Needless to say it was fantastic, and I have the pictures to prove it. I haven't been writing in the blog lately, because I have been jumping through entirely too many hoops as of late with this whole school thing. Anyway, The Steak headed out to east texas two weekends ago for a bachelor party of one Doodle Dynamite. Started off kind of bad, since I got stuck in Love field for several hours, luckily, they did have a bar, so I started the weekend off right. Chris picked me up and we headed out to lake Fork. The weekend was highlighted by several things which are as follows

1. Me catching the most fish out of everyone...14 of the 48, followed by the 11 that chris caught.
2. Bart almost beating up Doodle's soon-to-be brother-in-law.
3. Doodle smoking a great brisket.
4. Neil looking more awesome than anyone I have ever seen in the picture above.
5. Kelby doing the sweetest can opener I have ever seen while losing his wedding ring in his boxers.
6. Me being totally awesome


That is all for now, God save the king.

4X4 ing to the top

As promised, I feel a letter of concern is in need to address this topic. You have all seen them, the 4X4 trucks that have tires that are the size of a merry go round, thereby causing the truck to be at least 35 inches off the ground. This is an exaggeration for the most part of course (just for those of you stupid enough to think I was being serious). I have decided to address this in three parts....so here goes

The point of having a truck like this....
1. Who Knows, the point of the 4 wheel drive is to get you out of tough situations that a normal 2 wheel drive couldn't handle, so obviously, the best idea is to lift it 6 inches and put super swampers on it that are so heavy, the truck sinks in any kind of soft ground.

The Awesome benefits of having a truck like this...
1. Unbearably loud road noise any time you travel over 45 mph
2. The great gas mileage
3. The longevity it will allow you to get out of your vehicle

Reasons for having a truck like this
1. being a woman
2. fragile ego
3. mistakenly believing that this really does look "totally fu@kin sweet!!"
4. being an enormous douchebag

Have a good day, I will be posting on my fantastic weekend shortly.

Diesel McConkey